Thursday 23 August 2007

Australia's Biggest Dole Bludger

Hi there,
Got a funny story to tell you;
I went to the local sports centre thingy the other day and signed Riley up to swimming lessons. The minute I walked in the door the woman was so rude and abnoxious to me and treated me like a regular crack whore. I just kept smiling and being super polite (cause that always pisses off bitches like that). Anyway, she asked me if I wanted to pay Rileys tuition by the month. I said No to her (cause i hate people having access to your bank account etc) and she insisted that i pay by the month. This obviously would suit some people, but i insisted to her that i am good, and i would prefer just to pay for the darn thing. So, I gave her my keycard and she rudely waved it in my face and in a smart arse voice said "OK, I am taking out $130 now". I said No worries but so wanted to say to her "oh, can you please only take out only $120 cause i need to by ciggers" ha ha.
To cut a long story short, I said to Ben that when I walked in the door I must have screamed dole bludger for her to treat me like that straight off the bat. So, in conclusion I think I need to doll myself up a bit before going out anywhere. Put a bit of lippy on and my best going out clothes LOL. I was just talking to Jen, telling her the story and in my most serious voice I said to Jen "maybe I need more bling and a gold tooth" - we had a laugh. Jen told me that her and Scott went to buy bridesmaid dresses in Orange and they were told not to touch anything! LOL why do people get labeled like that???
Makes me laugh. I wish I had of thought about it, cause i could have really played up to her and bought $20 of churchies, $50 on one keycard, $35 in another and $25 in IOU's or maybe I could have offered to do her dishes.
He he he

Have a good day y'all.
Love and country bumkins,
Jes xxx

Saturday 11 August 2007

Back @ Work

Hiya,
I am back at work. I had to go home last week as Riley was sick (damn day care) and he needed his mummy (as you do). I need my mummy sometimes too * hint hint mumma :)

Anyhow, Riley is all better and now i am back at work, only for a few days. I head back on Tuesday.

I am putting Ben on the plane Tuesday night so he can head home to Cobar and bring the car over. He is driving across the nullabor - good on him eh... glad i dont have to do it.

So the kids and i will be alone *mu ha ha ha... should be fun, fun, fun at camp Urquhart!

No doubt Ben will get roped into doing some work while he is home - i told him to hide... ha ha ha "have faith Jes".

Mary rang the other day and we had a nice chat. Her kids have been a bit sick too - must be the winter thing. I cant wait until they come for a visit (January) YAY. I am hoping Craig brings his resume with him.

Mum and Dad have booked their flights to come spend new years with us - YAY very excited about that too. Ben and I may ditch Mum, Dad and the kids on New Years Eve to finally have a annaversary, after Riley's birthday that is. Will have to check with Mumma bear though.

Ok, better do some work - I am starting a new job on the 15th - more details soon - and definately some action photos!

Love & 'a little something, something"
Jes