Australia's Biggest Dole Bludger

Hi there,
Got a funny story to tell you;
I went to the local sports centre thingy the other day and signed Riley up to swimming lessons. The minute I walked in the door the woman was so rude and abnoxious to me and treated me like a regular crack whore. I just kept smiling and being super polite (cause that always pisses off bitches like that). Anyway, she asked me if I wanted to pay Rileys tuition by the month. I said No to her (cause i hate people having access to your bank account etc) and she insisted that i pay by the month. This obviously would suit some people, but i insisted to her that i am good, and i would prefer just to pay for the darn thing. So, I gave her my keycard and she rudely waved it in my face and in a smart arse voice said "OK, I am taking out $130 now". I said No worries but so wanted to say to her "oh, can you please only take out only $120 cause i need to by ciggers" ha ha.
To cut a long story short, I said to Ben that when I walked in the door I must have screamed dole bludger for her to treat me like that straight off the bat. So, in conclusion I think I need to doll myself up a bit before going out anywhere. Put a bit of lippy on and my best going out clothes LOL. I was just talking to Jen, telling her the story and in my most serious voice I said to Jen "maybe I need more bling and a gold tooth" - we had a laugh. Jen told me that her and Scott went to buy bridesmaid dresses in Orange and they were told not to touch anything! LOL why do people get labeled like that???
Makes me laugh. I wish I had of thought about it, cause i could have really played up to her and bought $20 of churchies, $50 on one keycard, $35 in another and $25 in IOU's or maybe I could have offered to do her dishes.
He he he

Have a good day y'all.
Love and country bumkins,
Jes xxx